the hapless apprentice

A hapless apprentice is here, reading his spellbook upside down.

What a dolt!  He has been shown which end of the wand to point at least three times, and he still manages to singe his own eyebrows.  Every simple lesson his master gives him, he forgets by supper.  Best end his studies early, before he blows up the whole place.

Where it is found

Found in Newbie Zone: The Balcony

Carries and wears

Nothing.

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